queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

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toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

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x-lulabelle-x:

youngandbeautifulsummers:

Mom: That cucumber actor you like seems like a real idiot.

Me: Benedict Cumberbatch?

Mom: Yea, him.

Me: What, mom, no, look…

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Wait, no, not that—

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Just a minute—

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No, just—

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Hold up, give me a minute—

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No—

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Just—

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He’s—

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NO, he’s—

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One sec—

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HE’S NORMAL, I SWEAR, JUST LET ME—

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Okay, you know what, fuck it.


 

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lindsaychrist:

you after somebody purchased the vibrator on your amazon wishlist

lindsaychrist:

you after somebody purchased the vibrator on your amazon wishlist

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typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

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thebadwolfthatwaited:

In the old days, high heels were worn by butchers to prevent stepping into the blood of animals.  Today, women wear heels to not step in the blood of their enemies.

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voltisubito:

cutebabe:

queerfabulousmermaid:

girlsgetbusyzine:

dashuri96:

http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141

this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word. 

“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)

For any Muslim followers.

^^^^^^^

HEY

NO

DON’T ACTUALLY USE THIS FOR THE SAKE OF WATER PERMEABILITY. IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.

It’s only water vapor permeable, and it’s not at all water permeable when you apply multiple coats, a top coat, or a base coat.

You should use the Tuesday In Love water-permeable brands instead! They’re completely water permeable and come in a whole ton of colors!

Here’s a test that a sister did comparing the Inglot brand and the Tuesday In Love brand on a paper towel so you can see for yourself.

please please please spread this around, I would hate for a lot of sisters to have their prayers invalidated because of something like this.

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flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

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sneakyfeets:

godtie:

talk-birdy-to-me:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

IIM TEARING UP I LOVE QUAILS SO MMUUCH

me

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

40s-queen:

my favorite scene ever

the most badass scene ever written

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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pastelreapers:

This is actually amazing

pastelreapers:

This is actually amazing

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