asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

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dagothurs:

trying to draw ppls bodies after not doing it for a while

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a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

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everydaylouie:

the cave of origin

everydaylouie:

the cave of origin

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all-that-sheeran:

imeginedragons:

videohall:

These videos blow my mind every time

idk what  i just watched

THIS IS TRIPPY AS FUCK

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Q
Dudley: *throws an expensive video game out of a window* Vernon and Petunia: "omg bby don't worry we'll get you a new one." Harry: *breathes* Vernon and Petunia: "WHAT HOW DARE YOU INSOLENT UNGRATEFUL AWFUL BOY DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE THAT WE DIDN'T DUMP YOU IN AN ORPHANAGE NOW SWEEP THE FLOOR, TRIM THE HEDGES, WASH THE CAR, WATER THE GARDEN, COOK US DINNER, YOU WON'T SLEEP UNTIL MIDNIGHT AND YOU WON'T BE EATING TONIGHT."
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pottergenes:

that’s like literally what happens in the books yup

dursleys are scum


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twocheangz:




i need to lay down for a little bit

twocheangz:

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i need to lay down for a little bit

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stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

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natskep:

Visit http://natskep.com - We should have a Death Star by now.
Thanks christianity. 
#atheist #atheism #agnostic #atheistposts #freethinker #godless #god #faith #religion #conservative  #godsnotdead #wefuckingloveatheism #wefuckinglovescience #legendaryleagueoflogic

natskep:

Visit http://natskep.com - We should have a Death Star by now.
Thanks christianity.
#atheist #atheism #agnostic #atheistposts #freethinker #godless #god #faith #religion #conservative #godsnotdead #wefuckingloveatheism #wefuckinglovescience #legendaryleagueoflogic

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babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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eglads:

facethedawn:

This is a very important message for young people everywhere

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR. EASILY.

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