what do i even write here i dont know??
basically im max and this is a blog send me asks if you want idc ill answer em
okay remember when i was joking about what if sollux just wore colored contact lenses and he actually had normal troll eyes?
i realized the reverse is even more hilarious
sollux wearing contacts to make himself have normal eyes and subsequently weirding the fuck out of everyone with them because they’re so used to his real ones
eridan’s pesterlogs amuse me so much because while this kid clearly has some pretty fucking extensive vocabulary and gr8 language skills
HE DECIDES TO USE THEM FOR THIS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Don’t forget when he said poppycock. I’ll never forget when he said poppycock.
and people still dare to ask why i like eridan so much